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Sunday, May 16, 2010

To my eldest...........

To my eldest son,

please stop acting like you haven't been fed for weeks if your hungry there is plenty of fruit in the fruit bowl and stop opening the fridge....please stop acting like your the only teen in the world that has been asked to clean their room (if you ask around im sure all your friends will tell you their parents make them as well )....if i ask you to do something just do it because im not gonna change my mind no matter how much you bitch and moan about it.....no i do not skip washing you low cut ankle socks on purpose if they aren't in with all the other dirty clothes its not my problem (seriously when you have jeans on no one can see your socks so who cares)...if you continue to be late for school in the mornings you will find your self being enrolled in the high school closest to us which also means you will have to walk everyday......next time you make yourself a cup of tea for Christ sake put your frigging tea bag in the bin when your done.....next time you have a hot dog for lunch and i tell you there is no mustard don't act like i forgot to buy it on purpose just to piss you off...and yes i will be keeping your ipod and ds untill further notice !

               from your loving mother xxx

p.s yes i know it sucks to be you lol

6 comments:

jimspriggs said...

nearly fell off my chair laughing.
While i do understand your frustration.
he seemed perfect to me.

The Original SuperParent said...

Oh, that was perfectly said!!! Colin

Ben oxenbridge said...

it's soo true

Sar said...

Bwahahaaa!! Have all that ahead of me, I guess. ;)

Scarlett said...

Love love love it, mine has started doing all of this so i am relating to everything you just wrote. God help us hahaha

Marita said...

Oh I'm so totally there! Except with my husband, not a teenager ::sigh::