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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

The universe is against me

Or at least the children are

WARNING THIS POST CONTAINS AN OVER SHARE ........IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO READ ABOUT MY SEX LIFE or lack of THEN CLICK AWAY NOW!!!






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with me good let's continue ............


Ever feel like the whole universe is against you ? For the last week now my husband and I have been trying to squeeze in a little special adult time if you catch my drift ? Lately it seems like the kids have a sex radar and they are all like "mum and dad want to do it so let's just stay awake all night in our tiny fucking house" and then they must send out vibes to the youngest who is already soundly sleeping to say "hey were getting tired it's time for shift wake up and hop into the middle of the bed with them" .........seriously I kid you not its 12:17am and I am writing this post from my iPhone as I sit on the floor in the youngest's room trying to get her to go back to sleep and stay in her own bed and I can hear that both my boys are still awake , this makes me want to scream "GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP ! can someone please tell me when us this madness going to end ? Does it end ? Please tell me it does because I don't think I can go another week like this !

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8 comments:

Tina ~ Tina Gray {dot} Me said...

I hear you. Miss Annabelle seems to have a sex radar.

Unfortunately for us, it got worse. The teenagers stay up late in their bedrooms which means that if we did decide to do it when we went to be, we have to be extremely quiet so they can't hear us. I don't want to pay for therapy fees because they heard their parents having sex!

Booking a hotel room during the day looks very attractive.

Erin said...

Yes the hotel room is looking vet attractive lol

AlyceB said...

Ugh, yes. Our kids too have a radar. Jonathan was the worst when he was younger!!

Kellie said...

LOL well I will admit it's the same over here sometimes!
If we get desperate, we jam a towel in the door, at least if there's someone struggling to get in from the other side, we have time to finish up ;)

Kat - The Organised Housewife said...

LOL Erin. You poor girl, your in need of the supernanny!

Kirsty said...

Haha! I think its must just be a kids thing!!!

strawberrysmum said...

Oh my god, ditto, me too.

We're TTC at the moment which is making it even worse. We HAVE to do it within a certain time frame, or we're out for the month. I've even considered dropping my 3-year old at in law's for a few hours, but how do you explain that? "Um, your son and I need to have sex, so if you want a new grandchild, can you occupy this one for a bit?"

LOL...
ps. hear you on the not-sleeping. It's only just got better for us this year.

Tasha said...

bahaha,yep our kids have a sex radar too so we just work around it now.Waking up a bit earlier before the kids wake up is a good one and trying to get 2 little boys to have their day nap at the same time when hubby is on night shift sometimes works too,lol.But yes a hotel room is looking good.